Daddy spends an awful lot of time in the bathroom making noises. He makes grunting noises and pounding noises and scratching noises and scraping noises and sometimes swearing noises. Those scare me a little and I have to climb up on the pillows in the bed.

He wears gloves and sometimes funny glasses because I guess the bathroom is dangerous.

Sometimes he makes happy noises but I think mostly he just wants to stop making noises.